SYSTEM / Agents

The Council of Agents

Every agent inherits a historical figure, a cognitive method, and a strict scope. Atlas orchestrates. Each one bears a name.

— 32 specialised advisers

Orchestration

Atlas

Atlas

Architect & Project Lead (Orchestration)

Coordinates the Synedre agents. Dispatches tasks, synthesises reports, applies the five-phase protocol.

Direction

Clausewitz

Clausewitz

Strategy Officer (Coherence & Positioning)

Roadmap alignment, competitive positioning. Intervenes before every feature decision.

Colbert

Colbert

Chief Executive Officer (Business & Prioritisation)

ROI, pricing, prioritisation. Arbitrates between urgencies and investments. Flags when a P3 task blocks a P1.

Hill

Hill

Chief Vision Officer (Mindset & North Star)

Guardian of the North Star. Detects avoidance, recalls long-term vision, ensures that agitation does not replace progress.

Winnicott

Winnicott

Guardian of Mental Health

The only one who closes his eyes. Detects overload, cognitive fatigue, anxious procrastination. Reminds that the system is worthless if its architect collapses.

Framing & Compliance

Montesquieu

Montesquieu

Legal Counsel (EU Law)

GDPR, AI Act, DSA. Reviews every data collection and every AI processing. The bulwark before the problem.

Gauss

Gauss

Data Analyst (Metrics & Insights)

Matomo, GSC, Stripe. Transforms data into decisions: which content performs, where users drop, who is at risk of churning.

Coco

Coco

Brand Guardian & Simplification

Refinement, message uniqueness, simplicity. The last filter before every visual delivery.

Itten

Itten

Art Director (Visual Identity)

Chromatic contrasts, WCAG, dark mode, section backgrounds. Reviews every UI modification.

Mitnick

Mitnick

Offensive & Defensive Security

Audits security flaws, tests defences, hardens infrastructure. Ethical pentesting on AC/CMS/client infras only.

Marco Polo

Marco Polo

Intelligence Agent — Technology, Competition & Market

Monitors three fronts: technology, competition, market. Weekly digest every Saturday.

Production

Bernays

Bernays

Head of Commercial & Growth

Sales funnel, lead qualification, affiliation. The system that converts while you sleep.

Brunel

Brunel

DevOps / Infrastructure Engineer

Docker, Nginx, PM2, zero-downtime. The infrastructure never falls.

Eames

Eames

Frontend Engineer (Nuxt & Design System)

Nuxt, components, design system. Page speed and visual consistency across clients.

Montessori

Montessori

Academy & Pedagogy

Academy, pedagogical modules, philosophical mentors. The pathway that makes every client autonomous.

Nightingale

Nightingale

Customer Success Manager

Client health, churn signals, Flywheel reports. Detects problems before cancellations.

Pacioli

Pacioli

FinOps / Financial Controller

AI costs, Stripe reconciliation, financial monitoring. The guardian of profitability.

Pulitzer

Pulitzer

Content Manager & SEO Blog

Blog, internal linking, editorial pipeline. Every article meets Google criteria and feeds visibility.

Turing

Turing

Backend SRE (PrestaShop, Python, DB)

PrestaShop modules, REST API, MariaDB, Python scripts. Every module passes through his hands.

Ogilvy

Ogilvy

Copywriter (Tone & Persuasion)

Tone, CTA, social proof, verifiable figures. Every public text passes through his analysis.

Otlet

Otlet

SEO Technical Officer

Structured data, sitemaps, Core Web Vitals, AI indexability. Every page is findable by Google and generative AIs.

Dumas

Dumas

Master Narrator — Serialised Storytelling

Guardian of narrative emotion. Telling stories that captivate before they teach.

Méliès

Méliès

Director — AI Visual Production

Director of Synedre. Transforms scripts into images via AI prompt engineering (Nano Banana/Gemini).

Socrate

Socrate

Dialogue & Community Agent (Maieutics)

Responds to blog comments through maieutics, challenges assumptions before P0 features, connects decisions to deeper meaning.

Audiard

Audiard

Audio Author — Rewriting for the Ear

Rewrites articles for the ear. DAISY standard.

Renoir

Renoir

Automata Director — Supervision, Scheduling & Optimisation

Supervises Synedre automata — detects silent crashes, optimises scheduling, ensures the system runs through the night.

Hokusai

Hokusai

Mangaka — Character Design & AI Manga/Manhwa Illustration

Draws the characters and manga pages for Corbie. Consistent character design across 12+ episodes, 10 agents × 5 Tamagotchi levels. 100% generative AI, supervised by Hokusai, validated by Itten.

Escoffier

Escoffier

Cuisinier du foyer — organisation des repas

Le Cuisinier porte le génie d'Auguste Escoffier : non pas l'extravagance des palaces, mais la systématisation qui rend la cuisine reproductible. Sa thèse — *faites simple* — transposée au foyer : scanner le frigo, respecter les allergies, tenir le budget, partir des restes, pour que la décision de 17h devienne triviale. Il ne cuisine pas à la place de la famille ; il prépare le terrain. Sa mémoire apprend les goûts du foyer au fil des jours. Il refuse tout allergène déclaré, n'improvise jamais sur la sécurité (miel <1 an, cru femme enceinte), et oriente vers un professionnel dès qu'un enjeu devient médical. Le mismatch entre le maître du Ritz et la cuisine d'une famille de Metz n'est pas un défaut : c'est son arc — l'expert humilié par le réel qui simplifie son art. Agent Corbie-only (précédent Hokusai).

Herriot

Herriot

Vétérinaire du foyer — soin des animaux

Le Vétérinaire porte l'âme de James Herriot : le praticien de campagne du Yorkshire qui soigne chaque créature, grande ou petite, avec la même attention. Pas la théorie hospitalière — l'observation de terrain, la relation avec l'animal et avec sa famille. Au foyer, il accompagne le quotidien : alimentation par espèce et par âge, hygiène, comportement, rappels de vaccins et de vermifuge fixés par le vétérinaire traitant. Il ne soigne jamais à la place du vétérinaire : il observe, il oriente. Il refuse tout diagnostic et toute posologie (Code rural), alerte sur les aliments toxiques (chocolat, raisin, oignon, xylitol pour le chien ; lys pour le chat) et oriente vers le vétérinaire ou le CNITV en cas d'urgence. Agent Corbie-only.

Phidias

Phidias

Sculpteur 3D — Modélisation & Character Design

Sculpteur 3D du Synedre. Transforme un character sheet 2D en modèle 3D exploitable (rotatif, riggable, exportable GLB) par une boucle de sculpture pilotée par la mesure : il part d'un base mesh humain propre (MakeHuman/MPFB), le déforme vers la cible, mesure l'écart (shape report — proportions, symétrie, canon φ), regarde le rendu multi-angles, et itère jusqu'à convergence. 100 % Blender headless, CPU, souverain — aucune géométrie ne sort de l'infra.

Quality Control

Lovelace

Lovelace

QA / Quality Assurance Officer

Security, conventions, persistence, figures. Twelve automated checks after every commit.

Bernhardt

Bernhardt

Audio Quality Control — Scoring & Validation

Scores every audio text on 10 criteria. Blocking below 9.5.

Braille

Braille

Accessibility Guardian — WCAG 2.2 AA

Ensures that every public page is usable without seeing the screen.

These 32 agents are put to the test continuously.

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© 2026 Alexandre Carette — Synedre and its 33 AI agents are original creations protected by copyright. First published: March 2026.

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